![]() This chapter should have been titled "I am such a badass." Matt misses no opportunity to pat himself on the back for his fights. Later, after getting completely plastered they beat the **** out of their new in-laws at the wedding reception, and the entire event turns into what Matt calls "A Battle Royal." The end of the chapter starts picking up momentum when at Mark's wedding, the boys snub their dad, not allowing him in the family photos. He does manage to say "I would have done anything for a country breakfast in Japan" which did nauseate me momentarily. It had nothing to do with the story.Ĭhapter 5 is mostly uneventful, just talks about his first fight in Japan, and so on. Why he would include that I have no idea. I forgot in Chapter 4, him and Mark both make-out with the same 8th grade girl while they are in college. On a side note, for a guy who's disgusted by the language Serra uses, I've counted 14 curse words to this point in the book. Pat Miletich refs one of Matt's fights, and is so impressed he invites him to train with them. Matt then starts fighting MMA and kicking everyone's ass easily. When confronted by the home's owner, they throw him through a window, and leave before the cops get there. They end up at a house party, and are having no luck with the girls, so they started eating food from the cabinets and refrigerator. He talks about how God saved him.(apparently God hated the other 2 drunk college kids) They feel so sorry for the 2 kids that died, that the same night the go out and get drunk again, and look for girls. ![]() Matt pulls himself out but the 2 other kids drowned. There is a whirlpool that's formed in the sewage pond, and Matt and 2 other drunk college kids get caught in the current. ![]() After getting drunk one night they take a bunch of girls "swimming" in some sort of pond/rain water/sewer runoff. Matt even now still seems amused because his friend looked like he was going to vomit.Ī family member shoots himself over a girl, and Matt skips the funeral decided to go to a wrestling meet instead. For good measure he slits it's stomach open as it screams wildly to "freak his friend out." After he and Mark brutally torture and kill a dozen or so baby pigs, solely for entertainment, they starts throwing their testicles and body parts at each other. Later it gets even more disturbing when he describes mutilating a live baby piglet by cutting off it's testicles, and throwing them at a friend. He then takes time to bash Frank Trigg, saying that he "never became anything." We reach a new low, when he also makes light of the fact that one of his college buddies could not read or write. They tip over people's cars, and flood the dorms on purpose. He and the other wrestlers bully everybody at Lincoln Junior College, and break a bunch of ****. Matt cheats his way through college getting A's in classes he proudly says he never attended. Later Mark threatens to throw his mom out of a window or something like that when she's stupid enough to correct him. Without letting him finish, the Hughes brothers, physically attack their father, and beat the **** out of him, finally showing him who's boss. Things take a very interesting turn in chapter 3 when Mark and Matt's father has the balls to scold Mark for riding a motorcycle without a helmet. He also talks about how he was better, and smarter than Mark at everything. Matt talks about how he and Mark virtually hated each other in jr. After reading chapter one, you'll find yourself thinking, "Somebody should have beat those kids asses" To this day, he thinks their childhood "mischief" like breaking **** all the time, being disobedient to their parents, and being cruel to animals is funny. Matt talks about growing up on a farm, and what repulsive little brats he and Mark were growing up.
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